This sort of conversation happens to Kindra on a pretty regular basis in the car. Just out of the blue, Danica will say something as if the wheels have been turning for a while…
Girl: “Mommy, I scared of tigers.”
Mom: “What? Why?”
G: “Because dey might bite me.”
M: “They aren’t going to bite you.”
G: “Dey might!”
M: “They aren’t going to bite you because we don’t live near any tigers.”
G: “…”
Six seconds later…
G: “Mommy, I scared of dinosaurs, too.”
M: “!?!?!??”
G: “Dey might bite me, too.”
M: “Dinosaurs are not going to bite you.”
G: “Dey might!”
M: “Dinosuars are not going to bite you because they’re all dead.”
G: “…”
Six more seconds later…
G: “Because people DIED dem?”
M: “!”
Not really sure where the dinosaur thing came from, but I’m guessing that the tiger reference is because we’ve been watching Kung-Fu Panda, whose main villan is a tiger (well, it’s a snow leopard, but… eh).
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