Daily Danica February 28, 2015 at 01:07PM

So a week of horse camp costs as much as about a gajillion pony rides.

— Danica (@DailyDanica) February 28, 2015

Daily Colin February 28, 2015 at 07:17AM

School was exhausting yesterday... pic.twitter.com/JVOHI1R4mg

— Colin (@DailyColin) February 28, 2015

Daily Danica February 25, 2015 at 02:33PM

Forgot my school project this morning. *facepalm*

— Danica (@DailyDanica) February 25, 2015

Daily Danica February 24, 2015 at 10:50PM

Mom to Colin: "It was nice to have my little angel back." Me: "Yeah, instead of the devil... Nobody likes the devil."

— Danica (@DailyDanica) February 25, 2015

Daily Keaton February 24, 2015 at 08:58PM

Read "Pat the Bunny" with Mom - Mom: "Paul & Judy are waving good-bye." Me: *fist bump Paul & Judy* "Ba-la-la-la-la." (From "Big Hero 6").

— Epic Chaos Popcorn (@DailyKeaton) February 25, 2015

Daily Keaton February 24, 2015 at 08:56PM

Didn't want to go to bed. Me: "No, play toys!" Mom: "No, we're done playing." Me: "Eat!" Mom: "We're all done eating." Me: "Kween up toys?"

— Epic Chaos Popcorn (@DailyKeaton) February 25, 2015

Daily Keaton February 24, 2015 at 07:06PM

Leaned a new word today: "Ewww, WOOSS!" 😖

— Epic Chaos Popcorn (@DailyKeaton) February 25, 2015

Daily Colin February 22, 2015 at 06:41PM

Can you guess what movie we've been watching? pic.twitter.com/3kbcPCfBuk

— Colin (@DailyColin) February 23, 2015

Daily Danica February 22, 2015 at 06:41PM

Can you guess what movie we've been watching? pic.twitter.com/p1zBRLaWsV

— Danica (@DailyDanica) February 23, 2015

DailyOmaha February 22, 2015 at 11:51AM

Mom tried to feed me formula with baby oatmeal instead of rice in it. YUCK. 😖

— Daily Ethan (@DailyOmaha) February 22, 2015

DailyOmaha February 22, 2015 at 09:24AM

WHY WON'T THIS THING STOP? I just want to go to sleep... http://t.co/hQiBrF9vFw

— Daily Ethan (@DailyOmaha) February 22, 2015

Daily Colin February 21, 2015 at 09:30AM

Being really stubborn about eating my eggs. 🍳👀 😖

— Colin (@DailyColin) February 21, 2015

Daily Keaton February 21, 2015 at 09:36AM

Of course I'm going to eat the cookie Ah-Gong gave me. 🍪

— Epic Chaos Popcorn (@DailyKeaton) February 21, 2015

Daily Keaton February 21, 2015 at 08:52AM

Waiting to say hi to Aunt @pg13steph... pic.twitter.com/rW4UNN0Wy4

— Epic Chaos Popcorn (@DailyKeaton) February 21, 2015

Daily Keaton February 19, 2015 at 11:38PM

Love these noodles Ah-Mah made... "Ta-da!" Ate 'em all. 🍜 😌 👌 pic.twitter.com/L0wz3cehCi

— Epic Chaos Popcorn (@DailyKeaton) February 20, 2015

DailyOmaha February 19, 2015 at 11:26PM

I didn't like the pajamas Dad put me in after my bath, so I decided to puke on them.

— Daily Ethan (@DailyOmaha) February 20, 2015

DailyOmaha February 18, 2015 at 06:49PM

I know what's really important around here. https://t.co/h0tMD4r699

— Daily Ethan (@DailyOmaha) February 19, 2015

Daily Keaton February 18, 2015 at 06:30PM

Told Mom where to get off the freeway on the way home today. (waving hand) "No dis! No dis! (points to exit) Dat!"

— Epic Chaos Popcorn (@DailyKeaton) February 19, 2015

Daily Danica February 17, 2015 at 07:52PM

On a Valentine's Day card from school [sic all]: "Danica - You are shilent but awesom."

— Danica (@DailyDanica) February 18, 2015

Daily Colin February 15, 2015 at 06:39PM

"That's how you face your fears. I'm still a little bit afraid of monsters, that's why I keep choosing this movie."

— Colin (@DailyColin) February 16, 2015

Daily Colin February 15, 2015 at 06:38PM

Chose "Monsters Inc." cuz "when you're afraid of something, you have to keep doing it over and over again until you're not afraid anymore."

— Colin (@DailyColin) February 16, 2015

DailyOmaha February 15, 2015 at 12:59PM

Scooty-scoot-scoot. http://t.co/LInnGmtX3I

— Daily Ethan (@DailyOmaha) February 15, 2015

DailyOmaha February 15, 2015 at 12:00PM

I'm a scooting fool!

— Daily Ethan (@DailyOmaha) February 15, 2015

Daily Colin February 15, 2015 at 09:41AM

It's *possible* that the new lotion Mom put on me has something I'm allergic to... No, wait. That's for sure.

— Colin (@DailyColin) February 15, 2015

Daily Danica February 14, 2015 at 08:56PM

Mostly mad at Dad because he wouldn't let me have an air head before going to bed.

— Danica (@DailyDanica) February 15, 2015

Daily Keaton February 14, 2015 at 12:08PM

Just mixing things up. pic.twitter.com/Am6NpGSFw9

— Epic Chaos Popcorn (@DailyKeaton) February 14, 2015

Daily Danica February 14, 2015 at 12:04PM

My doggy lives him! 🐶 pic.twitter.com/UGd5MltI3G

— Danica (@DailyDanica) February 14, 2015

DailyOmaha February 14, 2015 at 12:03PM

The doggy loves me! 🐶 pic.twitter.com/ZS18ah3CcU

— Daily Ethan (@DailyOmaha) February 14, 2015

DailyOmaha February 13, 2015 at 04:15PM

Not into sleeping much today

— Daily Ethan (@DailyOmaha) February 14, 2015

DailyOmaha February 13, 2015 at 10:20AM

I might be pooping.
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Yup, I did. pic.twitter.com/JOR7OrM4nX

— Daily Ethan (@DailyOmaha) February 13, 2015

Daily Keaton February 12, 2015 at 06:48AM

Into narrating pretty much everything I do.

— Epic Chaos Popcorn (@DailyKeaton) February 12, 2015

Daily Colin February 11, 2015 at 07:04PM

"Mommy, who's the smartest person you know?" "Daddy. Who's the smartest person you know?" "Um... God."

— Colin (@DailyColin) February 12, 2015

DailyOmaha February 11, 2015 at 07:05PM

Hand, foot, & mouth stinks! 😠😩😷

— Daily Ethan (@DailyOmaha) February 12, 2015

Daily Keaton February 10, 2015 at 07:35AM

"Wipe cheeks! Wipe chin!" pic.twitter.com/ljqwIiJivE

— Epic Chaos Popcorn (@DailyKeaton) February 10, 2015

Daily Keaton February 10, 2015 at 07:01AM

"Sissy! Play Shark (Mania)!"

— Epic Chaos Popcorn (@DailyKeaton) February 10, 2015

Daily Colin February 09, 2015 at 05:03PM

"If you're a boy, you have to get married, or else you'll be lonely, and you won't have any kids."

— Colin (@DailyColin) February 10, 2015

DailyOmaha February 09, 2015 at 04:55PM

Yay for hand, foot, & mouth disease. ✋👣👅😷😒

— Daily Ethan (@DailyOmaha) February 10, 2015

DailyOmaha February 08, 2015 at 12:10PM

Going places! https://t.co/2YuFnbben4

— Daily Ethan (@DailyOmaha) February 8, 2015

DailyOmaha February 07, 2015 at 01:12PM

🎶🎵 I'm a yak-a-doodle dandy... he's my yak-a-doodle boy... 🎵🎶

— Daily Ethan (@DailyOmaha) February 7, 2015

Daily Colin February 06, 2015 at 08:01PM

No truth to the rumor I feel asleep at the dinner table, though. pic.twitter.com/VuGjGgi6jy

— Colin (@DailyColin) February 7, 2015

Daily Danica February 06, 2015 at 05:54PM

Watched Jimmy Fallon's "Saved By the Bell" reunion with Mom. She thought it was hilarious. I did not.

— Danica (@DailyDanica) February 7, 2015

DailyOmaha February 04, 2015 at 05:38PM

Callin' it: crawling.

— Daily Ethan (@DailyOmaha) February 5, 2015

Daily Colin February 04, 2015 at 12:57PM

Having the best grilled cheese sandwiches ever on a sick day with Dad. pic.twitter.com/POqLnzr84I

— Colin (@DailyColin) February 4, 2015

Daily Keaton February 04, 2015 at 12:57PM

Having the best grilled cheese sandwiches ever on a sick day with Dad. pic.twitter.com/fQjMz3TpbH

— Epic Chaos Popcorn (@DailyKeaton) February 4, 2015

Daily Keaton February 02, 2015 at 07:08PM

*Might* have locked myself in the bathroom again...

— Epic Chaos Popcorn (@DailyKeaton) February 3, 2015

Daily Keaton February 01, 2015 at 12:18PM

"Ewww... Da-Da... Eww, Baby! YUCK!"

— Epic Chaos Popcorn (@DailyKeaton) February 1, 2015